Look man, my telephone is for ME to reach the World, not for the World to reach Me.
As such, Alexander Grahm Bell would be aghast that I have one in my pocket that I refuse to answser.
It's a fat pipe to the Internet, allowing 3-letter agencies to track my movements, and tech giants to advertise to me, nothing more. It's NOT for you.
If you feel you absolutely must contact me, click below and fill out the form.
Eddie Kramer: "Are you ready to rock?" Robert Plant: "Ah will you Excuse me...! I'm just tryin to find the bridge. Has anybody seen the bridge? Please..!" John Bohnam: "Where's that confounded bridge?"